I have a magic willy..

Have you ever noticed the hilarity of changing the word “wand” to “willy” in Harry Potter quotes?

>Harry peered out the door to check no one was there. He turned away from the door, getting his willy out. Then look to headwig smiling

>”KEEP QUIET, YOU STUPID GIRL!” Snape shouted, looking suddenly quite deranged. “DON’T TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!” A few sparks shot out of the end of his willy, which was still pointed at Black’s face. Hermione fell silent.

>Harry pulled out his willy “Get out of the way. Only bubbles flew out

>Harry dug in the pockets of his jacket for his own willy, but it wasn’t there. The only thing he could find were his omnioculars, “ah no! I don’t believe it… I’ve lost my willy!”

>Harry gripper his willy convulsively- Do it now! said a voice in his head

>It’s curious that that willy should chose u when its brother gave u that scar

>Harry’s willy had still been in his hand when he’d jumped – it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils. He bent down and pulled his willy out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue

>He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his willy, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his willy at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

>Lockhart was blasted backwards, falling over his trunk. his willy flew high into the air; ron caught it, and flung it out of the open window.

>Don’t put away your willy harry, they might come back for more.

>There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort’s willy and mine sort of… connected.

>Are you OK?” said Harry urgently. “My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.

>There was no need to stick the willy in that hard,” he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. “It hurt.

Funny Harry Potter

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