Christianity in Summary
IM GOING TO CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WHO WILL EAT A FRUIT WHICH I PLACE IN FRONT OF THEM AND MAKE A TALKING SNAKE TO CONVINCE THEM TO EAT AFTER I TELL THEM NOT TO SO I CAN CONDEMN THEM FOR IT. THEN AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF GENOCIDE AT MY COMMAND I WILL IMPREGNATE A VIRGIN WITH MYSELF AS A CHILD, SO THAT I CAN BE BORN. ONCE ALIVE, I WILL KILL MYSELF AS A SACRIFICE TO MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO!
TU-DUH!!
The FЯEEDOSPHERE 
April 28, 2010 at 3:09 am
Actually, God wanted us to live forever in the garden. Eve and Adam disobeyed God and had to leave. Eventually God sent Jesus to Earth to die for our sins. Those who believe in Jesus have been forgiven of their sins and may enter heaven.
April 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm
HAHAHA! Don’t you understand why we mock you so? Just listen to yourself!
You claim your God is all powerful and all knowing yet still claim that Adam and Eve had a choice about what would happen in your twisted little fairytale.
Just look over my blog. I point out:
Many fucked up stuff about Christianity and religion in general.
Why faith itself is an idiotic concept.
How an omnipotent or perfect God is logically impossible.
Why the bible must be false on many counts.
And how purpose and morality can be derived without God.
I’ve been where you are. I remember what it was like, repeating those same foolish lines your equally mindless sheepherders told you.
Start opening your mind, apply skepticism and have a critical and objective mind. Be curious and start searching for the truth for it’s own sake and have intellectual honesty about the results rather than just searching the truth in an attempt to prove the views which you already have.
What are the chances of you having the correct views?
Astronomical!
I know I don’t have everything right yet which is why I am and will continue to pursue the truth with a degree of passion no block-headed Christian has ever understood.
I’m tired of your stupidity and the harm your people are doing to this world. Please, please, just hear me out and come to your senses! Don’t be like the rest! Actually question your beliefs, nurture your doubt like a true intellectual and take what I saying seriously!
April 29, 2010 at 1:07 am
What part of my response are you finding fault with?
April 30, 2010 at 4:45 am
Are you serious? I addressed why your response is utterly retarded and then a lot more.
But if I come across a bit harsh, please forgive me, I am constantly having to deal with nonsense worse than your post and I’ve pretty much had it.
I’m actually a very friendly person.
June 22, 2010 at 7:15 am
It’s okay Freedo. I go to a catholic school and they are putting into our own class why evolution is wrong and why creation is right. It is hellish. I hate it all. Keep up the good work though. I find your work humorous and informative.
Thank you.