Comic I made.

Nothing actually against fat people, lol.

CRACK IS BAD

The Key to Happiness: BLOOPER

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!!!

Pseudophilosophy with Freedo

Imaginary George: Freedo, what do you think happens when we die?

Freedo: Death is merely the realization that nothing exists.

George: But…that doesn’t make any sense…

Freedo: I apologize George, you need clarification. Allow me to take us back to another conversation I have had that may shine some light on this conundrum.

*waves hands around, imaginary portal appears*

——-flashback——–

Imaginary Steve: So Freedo, why do you think there is something as opposed to nothing?

Freedo: Perhaps a better question is “what’s the difference?”

Steve: Explain.

Freedo: We, in the something, ask ourselves “how did we come from nothing?” Well, I’m sure that those in the nothing are asking themselves the same question, except “how did we come from something?”.

To us the question is baffling but, when you think about it, there are probably a lot more things that don’t exist than those things which do…so it must be even MORE baffling for them.

Steve: Come on now, Freedo. Be serious for a change.

Freedo: Not so fast Steve! You may say “NOTHING IS NOTHING and SOMETHING IS SOMETHING, lets just leave it at that!” But humor me for a moment, perhaps the somethings are only real to other somethings and the nothings are only real to other nothings, but not to each other!

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George: I see…..so..what you’re saying is that we become nothings when we die and it is in this sense that we “realize nothing exists” for the other nothings become real to us and the something that was before becomes the new nothing?

Freedo: Precisely.

George: Well….that is all very interesting but–

Imaginary Jack: May I interject into this conversation?

Freedo: Shut up Jack, you’re imaginary.

Jack: So is George. >_<

George: Wait, what? This is getting weird…

Freedo: That’s correct George, you see, you are one of those nothings I was speaking of. You had not realized this because, too you, I am the nothing.

George: That actually makes a lot of sense…I think I understand now.

Freedo: I have to go now. You’re a good man, George, I look forward to meeting you when I leave my somethings.

George: The same. Goodbye Freedo.

“The highest form of self awareness is realizing you’re just a character in someone else’s dream”

~ Anonymous

An Interesting Study Done on the Effects of Drugs on Spiders

This is actually pretty interesting. This is video recording a study done by the Canadian Wildlife Service. The effects of LSD, caffeine, THC, alcohol and cocaine actually aren’t too far from what you might expect but it’s kinda funny watching it.

The First Ever Epic Politician

Jimmy McMillan, founder of the Rent is Too Damn High Party

He even wrote this rap to go with his slogan. He wrote it, not his fans.

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

You’ve got to see this!

GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990!!!!!!!

Fact #1 : There were girls in 1990

Fact #2 : There was Glenn beck in 1990

Fact #3 : There was rape in 1990

coincidence??? I think not!

Fact #4: Rapists are major asssholes.

Fact #5: Glenn Beck is a major assshole.

Everything ties together!

Somebody get me fucking a chalk-board!!!

The evidence is clear that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990.

In-fact, after suspicions started to pop-up Glenn Beck’s lawyers have actively been trying to silence the allegations!!

JUST WHAT IS HE TRYING TO HIDE?!?!?!

And just what is this guy’s story?

The great tragedy of Glenn Beck’s life (and even more so of ours) is that his mother killed herself after giving birth to him instead of before. Legend has it that he drove her to consume entire bottles of pills just by talking to her at the dinner table one night.

Following this delicious swig of human tragedy, Glenn became a shit-faced drunk and a serial fondler of fat women, admitting later that he did this because the fat women reminded him of his mother, whom he’d always wanted to have meaty, sweaty sex with. Mama Beck had been morbidly obese as a result of all of the heavy drinking and compulsive eating she had done three years after giving birth to Glenn when he first began to speak and she realized what a raging asshole had come out of her pussy.

After years of drinking, fondling and crying like a bleeding vagina, and a brief period in the 80’s where he got heavily into cocaine, sucking dicks made of used syringes in dumpsters full of bloody diapers filled with razor blades, as well as underage Arab boy-whores, it’s obvious that all this trauma must have lead to the inevitable RAPING AND MURDERING OF A GIRL IN 1990.

He finally found Jesus, who appeared to him in the form of Ronald Reagan, offering Glenn his own radio show in exchange for his first-born child and two hours of analignus every Sunday. Little did Glenn know that Reagen also was a rapist who had 10 sessions a day of BDSM with Beck’s daughter, causing her cerebral palsy, proving that Glenn Beck can’t do anything right, including how to make a baby.

Now, just to be FAIR AND BALANCED, their are some dumbfuck opponents to the idea that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990. The only good arguments they could possibly have is that Glenn Beck does not possess a penis. They really have something there–HOWEVER!– It can quickly be defeated by the fact that Glenn Beck himself is a dick.

The evidence is overwhelming that GLENN BECK DID IN-FACT RAPE AND MURDER A GIRL IN 1990! LET US BRING JUSTICE TO THIS MAD-MAN! SPREAD THE WORD!

OHHH UHHH AHHH OHHH YYESSS!!! OH GOD YES!! OH!

HAHAHAHA!

Ok, this is a clip from the movie “When Harry Met Sally”.

You will trip balls on the hilarity.

AH! But it doesn’t stop there! Of course that was funny but in the end it’s all just acting…

But then here comes this lady from Germany or Sweden or whatever who duplicates it in real life. Epicness ensues.